DANCING WITH THE STARS PREVIEW
The irrepressible Tom Bergeron will kick off the third season of "Dancing with the Stars" on September 12th - Amazing - Not only is that old retarded hag, SAMANTHA HARRIS, still on the show (can you believe it? after ALL her fuck ups last year) ... but they somehow resurrected DADDY WARBUCKS to appear. Just when you thought you've seen it all...
WHOA! I'm bald.
Hey, wait a second, that isn't DADDY WARBUCKS, it's JOEY (Joseph) Lawerence. WHAT THE FUCK - I have no idea why Joey would do this to himself, except that MAYBE and I pray that he is just going bald and shaved it all off, cause any other reason will not be accepted (nope, not even chemo - you know you were thinking it, just admit it). Oh and get this, he is calling himself "JOE" now. Why don't you and DEBORAH Gibson kill each other so I won't have to deal with this crap.
A host of other idiots join cue-ball-top to dance this fall, like Tucker Carlson (what? that is pathetic), Monique Coleman (who? I have no idea), Sara Evans (again, no clue), Willa Ford (female Drew Lachey), Vivica A. Fox (ew- she lost all my respect when she showed up naked with 50 Cent on MTV), Mario Lopez (this is just sad. I mean we expect this from SCREECH, but not from you), Shanna Moakler (most notably known for being a whore) and the only one who is going to actually be good, Harry Hamlin (the male Lisa Rinna and the younger George Hamilton all rolled into one.).
Thank goodness for Harry Hamlin and the entire Rinna-Hamlin clan. I expect to see all you Rinna-Hamlin kids on reality shows when you grow up. That or meth. Choose wisely.